Rachel #2

“Hello, Mother! I’m so glad you could make it! I literally DIED of boredom. I’ve been waiting here on the couch waiting for you eating ice cream for 2 hours STRAIGHT,” Rachel said as her Mom came through the door. “Hurry on and sit on the coach. I have very exciting news for you!” And with that, she told her mom the big news. When she was finished, her mother’s mouth was wide open, and her eyes were WIDE open.   

“Wow, honey! I am so happy for you! I’m VERY happy for you! I am VERY HAP-“

“Mother, I get it. You’re happy for me. Ouch. my stomach hurts. Ow. That hurts a lot. OUCHIE! That hurt a whole lot.

“We better send you to the hospital- and quick!” So they got in there mini-van and drove off to the hospital.

 

————————-2 days later———————–

“We finally made it home with the little babies,” said Rachel.

“What will you name them?”Asked her mother.

“I will name the first one…Hmm…Umm… I got it!” Rachel exclaimed a bit too loudly that the baby twin girls woke up. “Oops. I’ll give them some milk… Sorry about that. Anyway, I was thinking to name my first one Rachel jr.”

“Oh, what a beautiful name!” I wonder where she came up with that one.

“Thanks. The kids when she goes to school will call her Rachel, but we can call her Rachel jr. You know what I am thinking about the second babies name?”

“Can I guess? Rachel mini?! No, no, Rachel 2.o?! Wait, I think I got it! Rachel the second!” Rachel looked at her mother with confusion, then said,

“I was not thinking of naming her something other than Rachel,” Rachel said.

“You are kidding, right? THERE IS NO NAME BETTER THAN RACHEL!” Her mother screamed at the top of her lungs. Rachel was astonished. Her mother said, “Sorry about that. I got a little carried away there. Tell me the name you were thinking of.”

“The name was Sky. But I guess I could just pick one of the names you said”, Rachel said disappointedly.

“No sweetie. That name is beautiful! I love it. Forget what I said. Sky is a  wonderful name.”

“Then Sky it is. The 2 new members of our family are Rachel jr. and Sky. Now we just have to know who is who, since they are identical twins.”

To be continued…

 

Dairy of a DERPY COW 6

Last time on Dairy of a DERPY COW:

Dairy girl wrote her name on a quarter and throws it outside. For years and years the two friends did not see eeach other. But that was about to change…

  Dairy of a derpy cOw 6:

It was in their senior year at college when they met again. Feb was now a jock, with strong arms and legs, though he was still smart, and Dairy was a nerd, yet very pretty. So on the 4rth day of school they were going to classes, arms filled with books. Dairy tripped over a fallen kid who had tripped over a goat (wait, how did a goat get into a university? Oh, sorry goats. I forgot that a cow was going to  the university too.) and all her books…science, scieence fiction, physical science, science textbooks (she loved science), fell on the floor. Feb reached down for a book. Dairy girl reached for the same book. Their hands ended up touching each others hands, Feb’s over her’s. They slowly looked at each other.

“Do I know you?”, asked Feb grasping tighter to Dairy’s hand.

Dairy pulled away. “I don’t know.”

So they started talking and soon they realized they DID know each other! They said “Hi” to the teachers and sold free tacos at lunch (I know you’re imagining Bill, but just letting you know he was absent), hand in hand, together. While the students were being dismissed, Feb pulled Dairy to the side and gave her a Hersheys Kiss with a picture of Dembow-bow on it. “I need to see you again”, he said. “Let him”, he whispered, forcing the candy into Dairy’s palms “be with us.” Dairy girl thought about it for awhile and then she said…

To be continued

Dog

The super twisted story of the original Fox, the essay we wrote about, but this is a turned version if it.

Through the perfectly not burned forest, Dog roughly holds Magpie in his mouth and brings her into a cave. ” I will never be able to get out of here!” Magpie says ” I know,” Dog says meanly. He is quiet for a moment and says ” I dont really care if you are stuck here, you will be my dinner tomorrow night," he starts to circle Magpie " you are lucky you have until tomorrow, so say your prayers, and be delicious." Dog chuckles a high pitched shrill chuckle, while Magpie drifts of to sleep. The next morning, Dog forces Magpie to go see the world with him before she gets eaten. Later that night, Fox, with his darling eyes and slick red coat. " Get outa here!" Dog says he starts to season Magpie with pepper and salt. " Please, let me stay here for 3 nights, I have no where to stay." Fox begs, Magpie gives a dirty look at Dog, Dog stares back and says " fine." So later that night, again,  Dog had gotten to tired to eat Magpie, Fox whispered to Magpie "l will not eat you, come with me." Magpie doubted " he will surely find me and kill me." The next night, Dog had gotten to lazy to eat Magpie, and so Fox whispered " I will not eat you, come with me." Magpie replies, " he will find me and kill me, as quick as a wink." And for the last time that night, Dog was at Wolf`s house, Fox whispered, " I will not eat you, come with me." Magpie replied, " I am ready." So, later that night, again, again, they rode of into the desert, Magpie listened closely,a howl came from behind them, that must be dog, she thought, she did not quite know if it was a scream of triumph or a scream of sorrow, all she cared about was her new home, in the desert with Fox.

Sorry if it was in a weird font there! It`s either my laptop acting up, or the font section was going cuckoo!

Hershey and Kitkat #2

Hershey and Kitkat were using old car parts that were stored in the back of Kitkat’s garage. They wanted to make Cupcake games come to life [Not really they it was really only Kitkat]. So about a week later they were done and before they were going to zap the cupcake games TV Hershey asked

“Are you going to be mad if it does not work?”

“no” Kitkat replied. Hershey took a deep breath and they zapped’

BOOM!! Were in the same world or not? Where were they?

“NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” Kitkat screamed

“I told you you would be mad” Kitkat ignored that comment

“WE’RE IN THE 1700’S” Kitkat looked around for things…

Hershey woke up with a weird feeling in his chest saying

No

NO

NOOOOOOOOO!

Hershey was glad that it was all just a dream. When he came back from school he flopped on his bed and took a nap.

 

Rosa! The Ghost From Van Cortland Museum!


So everyone in 4- 240 knows about the trip to the Van Cortland museum. When we went to the room were the youngest and last Van Cortland in the house (the van Cortland’S lived there it was there mansion) the room was were he got married in with the piano and pictures in it. I heard a door open  upstairs! Didn’t the mike say there was no one else was in the house? Than when I ask”Are all the doors in the house locked?” He says “Yes” I ask”is there any other people in this house besides us?” He says”No” I asked “Then how come I just heard a door creak open and close upstairs? Mike says “Oh maybe that was Rosa just walking around the house.” When we went upstairs nobody was there! Here is what I think, Mike is friends with all of the Van Cortland’s but……only there ghost body!! That’s why Mike knows all about the Van Cortland history!! Know wonder!! Tell me in the comments what you think.

 

 

Friday, 2/17/2017

The Storyteller

A kids newspaper

Our stories today

 

The one, the only, the characters you know

The hidden superheroes of our lives. If you read it, you can believe it. Mr. Dembow-bow. The exact one you know. The flying. The all powerful. The majestic. Bill the fat bear, our not-so-hidden taco storage. Quotient, the antagonist. Lemon, the butler out of service. Candy, the all-powered candy machine. There are always going to be much more characters, much more indeed…

Dembow-bow all character story!

Mr. Dembow-bow was not in the best mood. He thought that even Lemon as D.T.’s (Donald Trump) butler was probably in a better mood than he was right now. First of all, he was not feeling very well. Second of all, it was raining and he couldn’t go outside and have a picnic with Bill the fat bear. And third of all, he was reeeeally reeeeally bored. So, he decided to go to his magic world map so he could see if anyone in a sunny place was in trouble right now so he could save them. But unfortunately, the only person that was in trouble right now was Candy, and she was also in a rainy place [or was she?]. Candy was being held hostage by Quotient because she had rained too much candy on his gang and they sank in candy and disappeared. So the only way Quotient could get her back was to make sure she didn’t do anymore “harm” to the world. So Mr. Dembow-bow was almost going to forget his loyal duties as a superhero and go to Bill the fat bear or Lemon’s house when the universal Dembow-bow sign shined in the air. This meant that he had to save someone, even if he was sort-of sick, bored, and it was raining outside. “Ugh.” He said. Even though he really didn’t want to go outside in the pouring rain, he figured if he stopped by Bill the fat bear’s house and grabbed some tacos to munch on when he was saving the person who needed help, he would feel a little better.

So, he flew over to Bill the fat bear’s house. “Hi, Bill.” He said as he stood in front of Bill’s door dripping from the rain. “Hey, dude! Come on in! I’m still on my 82,653th (eighty-two thousand six hundred fifty-three) taco and I need you to keep me company so I can eat some more tacos.” “Sure.” Mr. Dembow-bow replied. What he didn’t know what that this was Bill’s fake-estate agent [Blubul, right?] in a really good disguise that was part of Quotient’s evil army. What he also didn’t know, was that Quotient was right behind the couch, and so was Candy, and so was Lemon, silently trying to free Candy from the long roll of duct tape that was taped on her, as to not let “Bill” hear. Mr. Dembow-bow was officially clueless. He didn’t know that Candy or Lemon OR Quotient were behind the couch. So, obviously, he sat on the couch. And “Bill” sat, too. But because “Bill” sat, the whole couch fell over backwards, right onto Lemon, and Candy and everybody (Quotient). SQUISH!-and they were all pancakes.

Really, literally. They just turned into pancakes, morphed. Three pancakes walked out from behind the couch and Candy Pancake said, “We’re pancakes, right?” and “Bill” said, “You guys are pancakes.” And then everyone stared at everyone, and that went on for about an hour. But then, Lemon Pancake broke the silence. “There’s only one person who can fix this. She’s your sister, Candy!” “I have a sister? “Her name is Chocolate Chip. She started working as D.T.’s substitute butler when I ran away.” “NOOO!” everyone screamed. Quotient screamed because he didn’t want them to know where Chocolate Chip was hidden. Mr. Dembow-bow screamed because this meant that he had to go save Chocolate Chip in the rain. Lemon screamed because she thought that it was all her fault that Candy was in captivity. “Bill” screamed because this meant that his true identity would be revealed soon. And Candy screamed because she didn’t know she had a sister and even though her sister was working as D.T.’s butler right now, she wouldn’t ever want to go near D.T. So, everyone screamed. Then Trapezzoid popped out of nowhere and

To be continued…

 

When you think they’re wrong, it’s you

Parents. Every child once thought their parent was wrong. And their parents turned out to be right. Every time. What are their secrets? What do they conceal? Think about that the next time you argue with a parent.

Now panic and freak out!

It’s a spelling test! You freak out. But do you realize that spelling might not be as important as people think. I proved, that if you have the first and last letter of the word in the same place, and the middle letters mixed around, people would understand what you are saying. Like this:
Hlelo, my name is _________ (names don’t really work, or do they? Try it at home). I am vrey ecixetd taht you are hree. That says: Hello, my name is __________. I am very excited that you are here. Is it that complicated? Try it on your teacher next time. Just kidding. Don’t do it…

 

*The best things in life aren’t things*

Art Buchwald

Dembow-bow all character story!-By Pusheenie82 & Veveno (but just saying, it was mostly by me)

Mr. Dembow-bow was not in the best mood. He thought that even Lemon as Donald Trump’s butler was probably in a better mood than he was right now. First of all, he was not feeling very well. Second of all, it was raining and he couldn’t go outside and have a picnic with Bill the fat bear. And third of all, he was reeeeeaaalllyyy reeeeaaalllyyy bored. So, he decided to go to his magic world map so he could see if anyone in a sunny place was in trouble right now so he could save them. But unfortunately, the only person that was in trouble right now was Candy, and she was also in a rainy place [or was she?]. Candy was being held hostage by Quotient because she had rained too many candies on his gang and they sank in candies. So the only way Quotient could get her back was to make sure she didn’t do anymore “harm” to the world. So Mr. Dembow-bow was almost going to forget his duties and go to Bill the fat bear or Lemon’s house when the universal Dembow-bow sign shined in the air. This meant that he had to save someone, even if he was sick, bored, and it was raining outside. “Ugh.” He said. Even though he really didn’t want to go outside in the pouring rain, he figured if he stopped by Bill the fat bear’s house and grabbed some tacos to munch on when he was saving Candy, he would feel a little better. So, he flew over to Bill the fat bear’s house. “Hi, Bill.” He said as he stood in front of Bill’s door dripping from the rain. “Hey, dude! Come on in! I’m still on my 82,653 taco and I might need you to keep me company so maybe I can eat some more tacos.” “Sure.” Mr. Dembow-bow replied. What he didn’t know what that this was Bill’s fake-estate agent [Blubul, right?] in disguise that was part of Quotient’s evil army. What he also didn’t know, was that Quotient was right behind the couch, and so was Candy, and so was Lemon, silently trying to free Candy, as to not let “Bill” hear.


Mr. Dembow-bow was officially clueless. He didn’t know that Candy was behind the couch, or Lemon. So, obviously, he sat on the couch. And “Bill” sat, too. But because “Bill” sat, the whole couch fell over, backwards, right onto Lemon, and Candy and everybody (Quotient). SQUISH!-and they were all pancakes. Really, literally. They just turned into pancakes, morphed. Three pancakes walked out from behind the couch and Candy Pancake said, “We’re pancakes, right?” “and “Bill” said, “You guys are pancakes.” And then everyone stared at everyone, and that went on for about an hour. But then, Lemon Pancake broke the silence. “There’s only one person who can fix this. She’s your sister, Candy!” “I have a sister?”


“Her name is chocolate chip. She started working as D.T.’s (Donald Trump) substitute butler when I ran away.” “NOOO!” everyone screamed. Quotient screamed because he didn’t want them to know where Chocolate Chip was hidden. Mr. Dembow-bow screamed because this meant that he had to go save Chocolate Chip in the rain. Lemon screamed because she thought that it was all her fault that Candy was in captivity. “Bill” screamed because this meant that his true identity would be revealed soon. And Candy screamed because she didn’t know she had a sister and even though her sister was working as D.T.’s butler right now, she wouldn’t ever want to go near D.T. Soo, everyone screamed. Then Trapezzoid popped out of nowhere and

Dembow-bow all character story!-By Pusheenie82 & Veveno (but just saying, it was mostly by me)

Mr. Dembow-bow was not in the best mood. He thought that even Lemon as Donald Trump’s butler was probably in a better mood than he was right now. First of all, he was not feeling very well. Second of all, it was raining and he couldn’t go outside and have a picnic with Bill the fat bear. And third of all, he was reeeeeaaalllyyy reeeeaaalllyyy bored. So, he decided to go to his magic world map so he could see if anyone in a sunny place was in trouble right now so he could save them. But unfortunately, the only person that was in trouble right now was Candy, and she was also in a rainy place [or was she?]. Candy was being held hostage by Quotient because she had rained too many candies on his gang and they sank in candies. So the only way Quotient could get her back was to make sure she didn’t do anymore “harm” to the world. So Mr. Dembow-bow was almost going to forget his duties and go to Bill the fat bear or Lemon’s house when the universal Dembow-bow sign shined in the air. This meant that he had to save someone, even if he was sick, bored, and it was raining outside. “Ugh.” He said. Even though he really didn’t want to go outside in the pouring rain, he figured if he stopped by Bill the fat bear’s house and grabbed some tacos to munch on when he was saving Candy, he would feel a little better. So, he flew over to Bill the fat bear’s house. “Hi, Bill.” He said as he stood in front of Bill’s door dripping from the rain. “Hey, dude! Come on in! I’m still on my 82,653 taco and I might need you to keep me company so maybe I can eat some more tacos.” “Sure.” Mr. Dembow-bow replied. What he didn’t know what that this was Bill’s fake-estate agent [Blubul, right?] in disguise that was part of Quotient’s evil army. What he also didn’t know, was that Quotient was right behind the couch, and so was Candy, and so was Lemon, silently trying to free Candy, as to not let “Bill” hear.


Mr. Dembow-bow was officially clueless. He didn’t know that Candy was behind the couch, or Lemon. So, obviously, he sat on the couch. And “Bill” sat, too. But because “Bill” sat, the whole couch fell over, backwards, right onto Lemon, and Candy and everybody (Quotient). SQUISH!-and they were all pancakes. Really, literally. They just turned into pancakes, morphed. Three pancakes walked out from behind the couch and Candy Pancake said, “We’re pancakes, right?” “and “Bill” said, “You guys are pancakes.” And then everyone stared at everyone, and that went on for about an hour. But then, Lemon Pancake broke the silence. “There’s only one person who can fix this. She’s your sister, Candy!” “I have a sister?”


“Her name is chocolate chip. She started working as D.T.’s (Donald Trump) substitute butler when I ran away.” “NOOO!” everyone screamed. Quotient screamed because he didn’t want them to know where Chocolate Chip was hidden. Mr. Dembow-bow screamed because this meant that he had to go save Chocolate Chip in the rain. Lemon screamed because she thought that it was all her fault that Candy was in captivity. “Bill” screamed because this meant that his true identity would be revealed soon. And Candy screamed because she didn’t know she had a sister and even though her sister was working as D.T.’s butler right now, she wouldn’t ever want to go near D.T. Soo, everyone screamed. Then Trapezzoid popped out of nowhere and

 

answers to rwby quiz

mostly a’s you are ruby the r of rwby you are a fun loving fighter and your power is speed!!!imgres-3-4.jpeg

mostly b’s you are wisse shnee of the shnee dust compeny (dust=magical powder) you are very prim and properimgres-19

mostly c’s you are blake calm and cool you are a half cat half human!imgres-16

mostly d’s  you are yang a very energetic hyper child but if some one touches your hair … you get very scary!!! imgres-12oh also you lost your arm!