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WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU? Quiz

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A               OR           B

 

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A                          OR              B

 

 

ONE MORE!!!!

 

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             A                          OR                  B

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In another post I will tell you the results!!

In the comments please tell me what you got!!

 

DEMBOW-BOWS CHILDREN!

Sherry took a deep breath in. The giant robot couldn’t see her now. People screamed in agony as the water rose higher. Sherry dove underwater and swam. Her yellow cape floating behind her, she did backstrokes through the water. As she took one look above the cold water she could see her father way up in the air, punching at the robot. Sherry sighed as she spit some water out of her mouth. She was not part of the family. Or to her, at least. She didn’t have a mustache like the others. Her father had always told her “You are part of this family. If you say that one more time I will shove a million tacos in your mouth!” Then she would smile as he would start tickling her. But now she was fighting crime, everyone would say she was a misfit. That was why she was trying to save the world…trying to prove herself.

At the same time Bob was zooming through the sky. Police officers gazed at him in awe as he did a backflip through the air. “TACCOOOOOS!” he yelled at the top of his lungs as dozens of life-size tacos rushed out of his hands.

The robot covered his face with his tie (he was very handsome) and all the tacos bounced off of the tie into Bills face, who was swimming in the flood as if it were just a pool.

Sherry kept swimming through the water, legs kicking furiously. “I can make it”, she thought to herself. “I can do this”. Slowly she rose out of the water, a long dress of the waves behind her.

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She held up her hands. Nothing came out. “Come on! Come on!” she yelled, waving her hands in distress. Suddenly, a huge wave blasted out of her hands. “Yes!” she cheered. As the waves combined with Bobs tacos, there was a huge flash.

No one could see.

No one could her.

No one could breath.

They had just saved the world.

Slowly, the huge flash of light vanished, and everyone went by the day as if nothing had happened. They had forgotten. And in the middle of the street, there was a piece of cheddar cheese.

VROOOOOOOOOOM!

Okay, now a smooshed piece of cheddar cheese. This is where they robot had been. Dembow-bow, Bob, and Sherry gathered around the piece of cheese (SORRY TYPO IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE SMOOSHED CHEESE DUH) and stared. Dembow-bow held the smooshed piece of dirty cheese to the sky.

“EW”, thought Bob.

“This is why your named Sherry CHEESE Dembow-bow he said, analyzing the cheese. He smiled at the two children, still holding up the now moldy cheese. Then he popped the cheese into his mouth. Loud crunches were heard as the kids screamed in disgust and before you knew it, they were in a group hug.

DEMBOW-BOWS BEST DAY!

Today, we have very exciting news for Dembow-bow. So he was just going to get some groceries but when he came home, Shepoccolayspe was gone! Dembow-bow quickly called 911 (after eating a taco). They don’t seem to know. One second. am going to call Dembow-bow. Wait until he finds out this!

BEEP BEEP BLOOP BLOOP

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Hello?

Dembow-bow?

I am sorry I can’t *MUNCH* talk right now.

Don’t worry. I know where your wife is.

WHERE?!?! ARE YOU EVIL?!?!?!? HAVE YOU KIDNAPPED HER?!?!?! HAVE YOU-

Don’t worry. She’s fine. Another thing…

Wait! Are you that restaurant that sold me those awful tacos?! There was to much mustard!

No not tha-

Sorry but you can’t have those tips I need to buy Bill a birthday presen-

CAN YOU LISTEN FOR ONE SECOND!

*MUNCH*

FINALLY!

So where is she? Did she slip on a banana peel?

YOUR GOING TO BE A FATHER!

A WHAAAAAAT??!?!?!?!?!

A FATHER!

Girl or a boy?

We don’t know yet!

OH MY GOSH!  I’LL BE RIGHT THERE! ME, A FATHER!

*Hangs up*

Can you believe it? Now… should it be a boy or girl… comment what you think in the comments below (I hope it can fly)!

 

SCHOOL!🎒

As you all know, I moved on to Westchester. I do miss the school we all went to, but, since l moved, I am going to be in middle school! Instead of our grade being in elementary, it is in middle school 😁! The most important thing is ( dun dun dun! ) I didn’t get lost 🙃! If you’re wondering why I said that, my new school is very large. There are east and west wings to get organized and many winding stairwells and dwindling hallways! Also, I get to have my own locker🙂! It’s a half size one.  My school has started on the 5th, but,

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!😁😁😁😁😁

Please write how your day was in the comments!

Dembow-bow texting is back!

So a long time ago I used to have this mini series called “If Dembow-bow texted”. It was a very short series but you guys seemed to like it so I am bringing it back into action! So this is how it works. There is a situation that Dembow-bow brings up with you texting him. What I men is, I will write a story with YOU, yes you, texing Dembow-bow. But here is an example with me texting him first. Then, comment down below if you want to text Dembow-bow! Here we go!

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Green=Dembow-bow

Hello Dembow-bow!

ACHOO!

Hows Shepoccolyspe doing?

ACHOO!

She’s doing achoo? What does that mean?

ACHOO!

I know she’s doing achoo but what does it mean!!

It means ACHOO ACHOO!

Well THAT was a “logical explanation”

ACHOO!

FINE IF YOU WANT TO MAKE FUN OF ME, MAKE FUN OF ME! LIKE, WHO DO THINK YOU ARE!

I am… ACHOO!

Oh?

Yes ACHOO!

Oops. 

WhaACHOOt?

I might have called the wrong number.

Huh CHOO?

I thought you were Dembow-bow…Sorry!

But I am… ACHOOOOO!

I know! Bye!

*Hangs up*

‘Sigh’

Did you like that? Do you want to be texted? If so commennt down below! Thank you!

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY REPORT YOU MUST READ

Oh my gosh. Look at this. If you realize, each month on the blog a new link appears to all the posts that were written in that month. And guess what. August 2016, even though none of the students wrote on the blog yet, it was there. And now it is August 2018. You are right. One year.

LET’S CELEBRATE!

All the 4-240 characters went to a huge disco. Bill had a huge name tag with shiny letters saying VIP. Shoutout to Bill, he won the best character contest. Then came in lemon with her amazing dress. Shepoccolyspe was there with Dembow-bow they were dancing in the air using Dembow-bows flying powers. Tacos were doing tap dances and karate chicken was teaching a karate class. At the very end of the room, Divisor had a huge book full of memories all the children gaurded the book. Divisor read the book of memories…

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Dembow-bow at “The Battle Of Sheep”

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Bill after he just lost his house.

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Lemons first commercial.

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Karate Chicken at “The Taco Massacre”

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Pusheenies “petting chart”

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Cookie that just keeps rolling……..

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Shepoccolyspe when she first met Dembow-bow

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Smart cookie after state test

So that is it for our celebration. It is amazing! The blog has turned one year old!

Sorry if your character is not featured in this memory book. I only used pictures of characters on the media file that I knew of. That means I only used images that are on the blog. Please put your image on the file and I will try to include it.

The Eclipse

Yesterday was the first total eclipse in almost a century! The Eclipse was most visible in: Nebraska, Oregon, Idaho, Wyoming, illinois, Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee and South Carolina. In New York, we can only see part of it. I went to the Hudson River Museum, there was a line around the block just to get the special glasses. They only let in about 28 people at a time, for 10 minutes. Luckily, some nice people let us borrow their glasses. When you put on the glasses, you could see nothing but a orange circle that is covered a little bit. Also you could have taken a picture of the sun (this only works for phones) there will be a blue circle partially covered, that`s the eclipse! I hope you all enjoyed the eclipse.

After 99 years… A TOTAL solar eclipse!

Well, some people say that it’s after 28 years, but, that was in Hawaii

Now it’s over America after 99 years!

We may not see it where we are according to NASA, but, we can see it in specific areas nearby. We will be able to see 75% of the eclipse. I will be going to American Meusem of Natural History, along with a viewing crowd.

You can also see this on TV on Science channel at 12:00 (I don’t know about any more channels!). Another option is to go outside the state to go see totally!

WATERPARK MADNESS!

My summer has been really nice so far. In the second week, me and my friend, lets call her jumprope for now, went to a waterpark. The park is called splash down beach, and it is my favorite waterpark in the whole world. First we went on the small rides like the lazy river and the wave pool. Then we went on the slides, they were not so big but not small at all. But then, jumprope said we should go on the big rides. Usually, I am scared to go on these rides, but what I was really thinking about is that the line was so long. It could literally be one-hundred people. But we went anyway. It was a long wait…AND TOTALLY WORTH IT! Right before we went in I said “are you ready?” and WHOOSH! Down we went screaming all the way. But the slide was so fun. Another big slide that I went on with jumprope was the “Hambunga Falls”. Now this ride took twice as long to wait for because one, the ride took less people, and two, we had to carry a two person float all the way. Me and  jumprope were both really nervous. We still did it though. When we finally got to the top the lady said ” Who wants to backwards?” We both shouted “NO PLEASE NO NOT ME”. The lady looked to me and then to jumprope. “I’ll suprise you”, she told us. I took a glance at jumprope. I clenched my teeth. I held on tight to the handles of the float. We went down. I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS BACKWARDS! It was so weird. You were on the slide then in the air! It was so scary! We went back and forth, but soon, it was over. I put my hand over my head. I was not crying, but tears were coming from me laughing. I still never wanted to do the ride again though. Jumprope said it was her favorite ride. Google Splash Down Beach and see what you find. You might want to go there.